Same-day response.
Or today's service is free.
If you call or book before noon and we cannot put a technician at your door today, today's service is free. Full stop. No rescheduling fees, no apologies. This is how we make sure our dispatch stays honest.
- Applies to all residential pest emergencies
- Weekdays and weekends across Delta + Surrey
- In effect since the day we incorporated
- Documented on every service contract
60-day pest return.
If it comes back, so do we. Free.
If the pest we treated returns within 60 days of service, we come back to treat it again at no charge. No questions, no paperwork, no debate. This is the floor of what a modern pest control company should offer — and one of the reasons most of the industry doesn't.
- Covers all residential pest treatments
- Applies to the specific pest we treated
- No deductibles, no service caps
- Our tech returns within 48 hours of your call
60-day return guarantee.
If pests return, we return. Free.
If any pest we treated comes back within 60 days of service, we return and re-treat at no charge. No exclusions, no deductibles, no debate. This is the floor of what a serious pest control company should offer.
- Covers every pest service we perform
- Applies to the specific pest treated
- Our tech returns within 48 hours of your call
- Written into every contract
“I sign every one of these. If you're reading this, you're covered.”
Signed on behalf of The Wild Pest
What's not covered, plainly stated.
An oath worth signing has boundaries. Here are ours.
Different pest, new job.
Our 60-day return guarantee covers the specific pest we treated. If you had ants and now have rodents, that's a separate issue — still covered by our same-day response guarantee, but priced as a new service.
New entry points we didn't seal.
Our 60-day return guarantee covers the specific pest we treated. If new conditions create new pest activity after our treatment window — a neighbouring infestation, a new structural gap — we'll address it, but it's priced as a new service.
Structural repairs.
We seal entry points using industrial materials that are visually clean and permanent. Larger structural repairs (roof rebuilds, major soffit replacement) may require a roofer or contractor. We'll tell you up front and can recommend trusted partners.
Compare our oath to anyone.
No one else in British Columbia offers a same-day-or-free pledge backed by a 60-day pest return guarantee on every single job. That's not marketing — it's a fact, and we've signed our name to it.
Book Under The OathQuiet differences a national chain cannot copy without restructuring.
Not features. Operating choices — each one something a franchise paying technicians by job count, routing through a call centre, or reporting to shareholders cannot do without re-architecting the way it makes money.
- 0125-point structural inspection
Every visit, before any treatment is considered. Twelve points outside, eight inside, five on conducive conditions.
- 02Photo report within 30 minutes
Bound to the property address, transferable when the home sells. The next technician sees what was done — without re-diagnosing.
- 03Direct cell line to your technician
For thirty days after the visit. Not a call-centre routing tree, not a ticket queue. The same number that did the work.
- 04Same technician on every callback
Diagnostic continuity, not a fresh stranger holding a clipboard. The reason callbacks resolve faster than the industry baseline.
- 05Salary, not commission
Your technician earns the same whether or not they find a second problem. There is no upsell incentive to discover one.
- 06Service area capped at Delta + Surrey
We refuse work outside our coverage, even when asked. Depth over breadth is the choice that keeps the local knowledge real.
- 07No post-job marketing
One photo report, one 60-day check-in, then silence unless you call us. No drip emails, no winback campaigns, no quarterly nudges.