True Bugs
Hemiptera — the original 'bugs.' Stink, suck, and sometimes bite.
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Common Bed Bug
Survives a year without feeding. Has been with humans for 3,500 years. Wants nothing to do with you — except your blood.

Periodical Cicada (17-Year)
Spends 17 years underground. Emerges by the trillion. Picks 17 because it's prime.

Spotted Lanternfly
The bug your state told you to step on. Invasive, destructive, gorgeous, tasty.

Assassin Bug
Liquefies prey from inside out. Wears disguises of dust, lint, or the corpses of past kills.

Giant Water Bug
Largest true bug on Earth. Eats frogs and turtles. Bite is worse than a wasp sting. Father carries the eggs.

Kissing Bug
Bites your face at night. Defecates on the wound. Carries Chagas disease — kills 12,000 a year.

Brown Marmorated Stink Bug
Invasive Asian shield-bug. Devastates apples, peaches, soybeans. Stinks like burnt cilantro on contact.

Water Strider
Walks on water. Each leg has millions of waterproof hairs. The marine cousin lives on the open ocean.

Wheel Bug
Wears half a gear-wheel on her back. Bite hurts worse than most snakes. Liquefies caterpillars.

Water Boatman
LOUDEST animal on Earth scaled to body size. 99 dB underwater calls. Calls made by rubbing PENIS against abdomen.

California Red Scale
Most damaging scale insect pest of CITRUS worldwide. Foundational AUGMENTATIVE biocontrol case study.

Hemlock Woolly Adelgid
Catastrophic forest pest. Has killed essentially ALL mature eastern hemlocks across Appalachia.

Pink Hibiscus Mealybug
Major invasive Caribbean pest. Attacks 200+ plant species. Foundational classical biocontrol case study.

Cotton Stainer
Bright red-and-yellow cotton pest. STAINS cotton fibers yellow-and-red — major southeastern US cotton damage.

Glassy-Winged Sharpshooter
Vector of PIERCE'S DISEASE in California vineyards. Threatens $58B CA wine industry. Killed Italian olive trees.

Greenhouse Whitefly
Most damaging pest of GREENHOUSE production worldwide. First-ever commercially mass-reared biocontrol target.

Spined Soldier Bug
PREDATORY stink bug. Eats caterpillars and beetle larvae. Commercially reared as biocontrol agent.

Brown Planthopper
Major rice pest of Asia. Causes 'HOPPERBURN' — entire fields die in days when populations explode.

Cotton Aphid
Major cotton and melon pest. Attacks 700+ plant species. Foundational case study in pesticide resistance evolution.

Green Peach Aphid
Most economically damaging APHID in the world. Attacks 875+ plant species. Transmits 100+ plant viruses.

Buffalo Treehopper
Bright green treehopper with a dramatic TRIANGULAR HORN that makes it look like a miniature bison.

Western Conifer Seed Bug
The flying-leaf bug that invades your house in autumn. Foul defensive odor. LEAF-LIKE expansions on hind legs.

Manna Cicada
The cicada of Mediterranean antiquity. Plato wrote about her chorus. Sap source of historical 'manna.'

Firebug
Bright red-and-black aggregating bug. Discovery of juvenile hormone traces to her in 1966.

Lantern Bug
Carries a hollow snout projection. Maria Sibylla Merian's 1701 'glowing lantern' myth still persists.

Common Backswimmer
Only insect that swims UPSIDE DOWN. Bite hurts like a bee sting. Eats mosquito larvae and tadpoles.

Water Scorpion
True bug that mimics a scorpion. Long tail is a snorkel. Hunts tadpoles with raptorial front legs.

Cochineal Insect
Source of carmine red dye for 2,000+ years. Aztec second-most-valuable trade after gold. In your lipstick.

Cottony Cushion Scale
Almost destroyed California citrus in 1888. Saved by 130 imported Australian ladybeetles. Founded biocontrol.

Boxelder Bug
Forms autumn aggregations of thousands on south-facing walls. Same red-and-black mimicry as milkweed bug.

Large Milkweed Bug
Eats only milkweed. Sequesters toxin. Wears warning red-and-black. Major model organism.

Squash Bug
Dominant pest of squash and pumpkins. Vector of cucurbit yellow vine disease.

Dog-Day Cicada
The high-whine of August 'dog days.' One of the loudest insects on Earth — 100+ dB.

Brazilian Treehopper
Wears alien-helicopter rotors on her head. Function still unknown. The most bizarre insect ornament in the world.

Glassy-Winged Sharpshooter
Vector of Pierce's disease — wiped out California vineyards. Has gear teeth in her legs to jump.

Pea Aphid
Female gives live birth to clones already pregnant with their own clones. Photosynthesizes. Trillions of her.

Meadow Spittlebug
Lives in a froth-bubble of her own waste. Adults jump at 400g — highest acceleration of any animal. Olive disease vector.
