Pillbugs aren't insects — they're crustaceans, more closely related to lobsters than to anything in your garden.
Common Pillbug
Armadillidium vulgare
Not a bug. A land crustacean. Closer to a lobster than to anything in your garden.
Curated and rated by Sheriff Six-Legs and The Wild Pest field team · Six Legs Score™ (76/100, Outlaw tier) · Published Apr 25, 2026 · Updated Apr 28, 2026 · Released CC BY 4.0
Pillbugs (roly-polies) aren't insects — they're CRUSTACEANS that crawled onto land 350 million years ago. Closer relatives to lobsters than to anything in your garden. They breathe through gills (modified for air-breathing), drink water through tubes in their tail, and concentrate heavy metals in their bodies — they're now used as bioindicators for soil pollution.

Field guide
5 wild facts on file
Pillbugs breathe through modified gills that must stay moist — that's why they live in damp places.
Pillbugs drink water through tubes at their rear (uropods) — their mouth is a chewing apparatus only.
Pillbugs concentrate heavy metals (lead, cadmium, copper) in their bodies — they're used as bioindicators for soil pollution.
When threatened, pillbugs roll into a defensive ball — the same behavior gave armadillos their name (Spanish 'armadillo' = 'little armored one').
Pillbugs are the gateway invertebrate for many children — gentle, harmless, and respond visibly to handling. The species' use as a bioindicator for soil pollution has been formalized in EU and US environmental-monitoring protocols since the 1990s. Roly-polies are the official state crustacean of nowhere, but they should be.
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